gimme that funk that sweet that nast that guuuuushy stuff, i cant get enough if i offend you blame it on the liquor baaabe
the return of mr rager– (via cudlife) is this real life
Cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd: Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.